Angst in a Child-Proof Container

Back in Black Bitches

2006-06-01T20:35:00.000-05:00

Yes,

I still exist. I am resurrecting this blog from the grave, and I plan to post more often. This is going to be short, but I just want to say that I have finally graduated. Now, I have more time to my guitar. Here's a preview of things to come.

Logged off!!!

The Finer Things in Life

2005-07-19T20:46:00.000-05:00

Lately I haven't posted any entries, because I haven't had much to say. This summer has been busy and fun all the same. I have done a lot of things and I don't regret any of them. At the end of June, I went to California, and wish I didn't have to come back. Mainly this was because I flew through LAX and I didn't want to ever come near that fucking city again. I guess Lewis Black was right about that city: "People are living in a city where rodents should fuck and nothing more." At least I think that's how it went. I have been working 40 hours, and I am trying hard to stay busy so that management will see that I am an excellent worker and will hire me when I get out of college in May. This means I have to literally find stuff to do. There are times of utter boredom, and times of complete chaos. But it seems to sort of paid off. I just recently got a "special" assignment.

However, I was a little bored today and found some interesting sites to go to. Check out my cyborg name. I would so make an awesome cyborg. I also discovered the name of my future band: Anger of the Decrepit. My band will sing for those who want revenge on their misfortunes!!!! It's better than Angel Retard!

If you have visited my brothers recent post, you might have seen a picture of the Wichita legend, Crazy Mike. I am a little disappointed with the picture, because he is usually wearing headphones and drives recklessly in a motor scooter. He was a regular when I worked for the Kroger owned Dillons store in my neighborhood. That guy is everywhere!

Well, I am learning Nirvana's "About a Girl" on my acoustic, so I better continue practicing.

Here's something useful you can do with hot dogs with your kids: GO!

Spammed!!

Belated Ode to Summer

2005-06-10T12:52:00.000-05:00

As a result of the constant threats that I receive on a daily basis (slightly exaggerated), I have decided to update my Blog for the first time in nearly two months. I decided to put on my hazmat suit and tell my story. A lot of things have happened in this massive gap between now and my previous post. Hell, I will probably have to let everyone know that I have finally posted before any actually reads this. Well, the school year has ended and I have started working full time. It has been busy at Engenio, and slave labor is on a rise. I haven't had much time to goof around at work, which is usually when I decide to post.

I have been trying to make the most out of my summer vacation, and get out as much as possible. However, I find myself exhausted after working most evenings. Since I do have more time for recreation, I have begun to take guitar lessons at the same place as my brother. I happen to know several of the people who work there from past job experiences (a.k.a. Dillons). I have had only two lessons thus far with my third tomorrow afternoon. I have enjoyed having a real hobby for the first time since my obsession with lawn gnomes. In addition, one of my friends has moved to California. Reason: unknown.

Funny thing I mention California, because I will be there in less than two weeks! I am going on a week vacation with my girlfriend to stay with her aunt at a beach house in Santa Barbara. I can't friggin' wait! I am particularly excited about going on the wine tour.

Recently my brother posted an email thread about bathroom trouble at Engenio. Most of my joy at work comes from the senseless accusations my brother and I make. If you have read this yet, I suggest you do. There are blantant references to Captain Planet which make it a must-read. Sorry this is rather boring, but I will definitely have more after this weekend and maybe after my trip. Stay gold everyone!

Voted off!

With Britney Being Preggers, Life Can Move Forth

2005-04-14T10:41:00.000-05:00

It's already the 14th, and this is my first post for the month. Sorry, it's been rather crazy these last few weeks (haven't got much sleep as a result). I had three exams and a program due this week, but that is all over. I won't have any more exams until finals. Thank God. I don't think I could survive with having another exam any sooner. Things are getting slightly better now. I like to think it's due to Britney Spears being preggers. I hope her and her white trash husband have lovely mutant babies that will eat everything in the house, causing her to go bankrupt and ruin her career. Right now, I think she is one step in the right direction for destruction.

Since I wasted all of my time studying the last few weeks, I have to catch up on missed opportunities to work on group projects. NOW, I have that to worry about. My work never ends. Sorry this is short, but I am also very busy at my jobby-job.

Evacuate!

With Britney Being Preggers, Life Can Move Forth

2005-04-14T10:32:00.000-05:00

It's the 14th already, and I have not once posted a single entry this month. It has been a rather bumpy road lately, but things are getting slightly better. This week I had three exams and a program due. I spent the entire weekend studying and doing schoolwork.

Depressed and distressed in Kechi, Kansas

2005-03-31T08:44:00.000-06:00

Spring Break is over, and hell has risen from its murky grave. Many things have been bothering me both in the world and in school. After this semester, I have two more left. Before starting college almost 3 years ago, I set a goal of graduating with honors. Being the overachiever that I am, so far, so good. At my current GPA, I will easily graduate Magna Cum Laude. However, if I get straight A's in the remainder of my classes, according to my advisor, I will be one one-thousandth from being considered Sumo Cum Laude (3.90). Most of you are probably thinking boo fucking hoo, but it is somewhat depressing when you have worked as hard as I have to get good grades to see that stupid system (the Man) screw you like that. I really wish they would just round the damn thing up one one-thousandth. It's such bullshit! Sorry for all the harsh language, but the Man really can bend you over like a prison bitch! My advisor says that I could reach a 3.9 if I retook one of my courses. I thought about it for a while, but said, "Fuck it!" Even if I get an "A" in that class, I could see me getting a "B" in one of my other classes. I just don't think it is worth it. Besides, I could see interviewers asking why I got the minimal number of B's that I have! When I interviewed for my current job, they asked me that! What does it matter!?!? I have good grades. Maybe if I have that status, it will be legal for me to wear pink shirts. Who the hell cares about those 4 B's I have on my transcript! I will get off of my soap box now.

Now in the news.... The pope is put on a feeding tube and Terry Schiavo will remain off of hers. I can see the moral Bible-beaters having an even bigger hay-day with this one. How come moral issues become so damn political. They re-elected our technically retarded president. They put dumb asses in the state senate in Kansas. I don't understand it. My church says that it is a sin to not vote Republican. How absurd is this! You will not go to hell for voting Democrat. You will not go to hell for thinking that the courts ruled correctly on the Terry Schiavo case. It is sad to see such a country with fucked up priorities. Every day, you saw a new report on Schiavo for several weeks. In the meantime, I am trying to figure out if there will be job opportunities when I graduate. I am also thinking about how the hell I am going to have enough money to live off of after retirement. I sure as hell don't want to end up as a Wal-Mart greeter (sorry once again, James!).

These next two weeks are going to be very stressful for me. I have tons of exams in the same week, and I have projects that I need to work simulaneously on. Forgive me if I don't post very often. Now, for my moment of zen (Notice the look on the man's face. I think the fur might be hiding something!).

Excommunicated!

Spring Break, Penis-Shaped Cookies, and Tres

2005-03-24T22:28:00.000-06:00

Spring Break is almost over, and I only got to flash my tits at a Wal-Mart greeter (No offense James). I have spent my time working, staying at home, and working some more. I have started to notice that I seem to be one of he only individuals in my department that works when I am on the clock. It has gotten so obvious, that one of my bosses asks me to do things, not anyone else. I thought, at first, that he was just picking on me. Now, I realize that he just can't get anyone else to do it. I have been working on this side project for quite some time now. First, there were three of us working on it, then only two. Now, there is only me. Notice the new profile pic.

Actually that photo is my imitation of the Bucknell coach during the KU and Bucknell basketball game in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. I happened to watch their catch absolutely lose it when one of his players had an intentional foul called on him. It was thoroughly amusing. My brother and I also enjoyed the abundance of three pointers (tres) that Bucknell took and missed. The coach also had a play call for this. My brother wanted to put that in his post, but HE stole my music. Bastard. Actually, I had no way to post them at the moment, so he had to do it. You can check the originals MiXeS from my freshmen year in college here. Mack Mahogany is a classic here in Kechi. I'm hoping to do a new collaboration with him as the Dust Bowl Brothers soon. In the meantime, we need a cool logo. Anyone good with photoshop???

This weekend is Easter. My mom has already baked her famous penis-shaped sugar cookies as well. No, my family isn't that fucked up. We just LUV each other! Actually, it was just a prank that she played on my dad. I thought it was amusing. By the way....be sure to rate my hot or not picture. Right now I am a little disappointed with my rating. Nobody friggin appreciates the emotion expressed in that photo. Assholes. If I would have taken off my shirt, I probably would have gotten a better score. I now leave you with my moment of zen.

Deported!

2005-03-23T23:03:00.000-06:00

Notice my friend towards the back trying to end his life before this very camera!

2005-03-23T23:02:00.000-06:00

Another look through my eyes. This time of my girlfriend. Sorry for the blur!

2005-03-23T23:00:00.000-06:00

This is like looking through my eyes at night. I will find out soon whether my corneas have healed enough to get back on contacts. I'm kinda tired of staring through beer goggles!

2005-03-23T22:58:00.000-06:00

Clops. He's really old, and it hurts when he pees.

2005-03-23T22:57:00.000-06:00

My fat-sausage-on-toothpicks dog (He's a former drug addict: open bottle of claritan that was within reach).

2005-03-23T22:55:00.000-06:00

I got a new camera! It takes pictures of those who defile my bed!

Another Post (Without Any Death Threats)!

2005-03-11T08:23:00.000-06:00

First of all, I would like to apologize for my latest post, seeming I had been brainwashed by one of my conservative professors. I had originally spoken about the estate tax that my entrepreneurship professor had discussed in class, to find out that he was full of donkey shit. As a result, I swiftly removed that portion of my article to preserve my credibility. If any of you read it, I'm sorry. If you are my brother, I'm not sorry. Eat it!

Now for something new. Well, that's the issue. Nothing much has really happened. Last night I was going to fill out my FAFSA, but my parents have still not done their taxes! I feel a sense of anger coming on, so I will move on. By the way, I do not support Metallica by any means. I just think that the name of their most recent album is both shallow and funny. After trying to complete my FAFSA, I decided to work on this damned real estate assignment. For any finance junkies out there, I have to compute the effective borrowing cost of an adjustable rate mortgage. The only problem is that it doesn't fucking work! I spent over three hours on the damn thing with no success. How is that for frustration!? Seeming most of the individuals who read this blog are not business majors, you can scrap the previous statement.

I hoping to have an actual normal weekend this Saturday and Sunday. I don't have any exams (I believe) until after spring break, so I think I am set. I just realized that I have been behind on my music, so I might try to catch up on some of my album listening. I might go buy that kick ass 50 cent album that has "Candy Shop" on it. Please note the sarcasm. Well that's all for now. If I find some political news that pisses me off, I might make another post. For now, I will leave you with another moment of zen (Yes, I stole it from Fark!).

Signing out!

2005-03-09T00:11:00.000-06:00

NERDS!!!!!!

Hookers in a Trunk! It's a New Post!

2005-03-08T23:38:00.000-06:00

After many death threats by the whole two people that read this blog, I have decided to update for the first time in about a month. First of all, I am not sorry. You all can feast out of a cauldron of boiling shit for all I care! That may have been a little harsh, however, truth's a bitch. My weekly activities have been running my ragged the last four weeks. My life has consisted of studying, more studying, more FUCKING studying, tutoring, working, talking to my girlfriend in "two word" phrases, locking myself in my room, not talking to my brother, etc. I think I got my point across. I will not mention this anymore. *ANGER*

For current events, gas prices rose to a record high of $2.09 in Wichita today. *RAGE* This makes me want to sell my gas-friendly rice burner and buy one of those sweet cross country bikes that will cost me about the same money. I will then inform others of the evils of petroleum and ride to work on a bike. I would have to say that I got the idea from I Heart Hucabees. Yes, I am an unoriginal prick.

Sorry if I am so bitter, but shit just pisses me off! Doesn't it piss you off to? I hope this post is sufficient, for I am weak. I now leave you with my own moment of zen.

Commence Ending

The Budget, the bible-beating conservatives, and the wagon

2005-02-08T08:35:00.000-06:00

I like the title of my new entry. It reminds me of a better version of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe." Those bible-beaters love that dribble. I think my version with the three things listed in my title would be much more rewarding. Ohhhh, how I hated watching that Bible- referencing cancer when it was forced through my eyes in private school! That is all over now. I am glad.

This week has been an uncompromising wilderbeast. It just couldn't get much worse. It began with my father's truck being broke into this weekend. It was enjoyable to see the police take their sweet ass time before they ever get to our house to write a report! It just went downhill on Monday once old G.W. Bushy submitted his budget plan. I have never seen a more childish piece of inexperienced shit in my life! He wants to cut everything! People who voted for him feel betrayed. They should. They should also feel stupid, because they wanted that asshole for another four years(I'm feeling a little bitter...I'm not sorry). Oh well, they get what they want, which really turns out to not be what they want. I guess that's what Conservatives do best: brainwash. I just happened to be looking away from the man with the swirly lollipop who said, "George W. Bush: Gooooood. Liberal Senator John Kerry: Baaaaad (Reference to Zoolander... Sorry). "

After reading about the budget proposal, I read an article entitled, "The backlash over 'Million Dollar Baby'." Once again, I was dumbfounded. It discussed how many Americans, what I like to call "Bible-beating Conservatives", found the ending of the movie to be rather offensive. They accused Clint Eastwood, for which I will not mention to prevent ruining the movie. I do not want to say much more, because I was thoroughly moved by the film and don't want to spoil the plot for those who plan to see it in the near future. I believe that the people who oppose this movie are the ones who worshipped Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ". I saw the so-called "masterpiece" and thought it was crap. The portrayal of the Crucifixion was rather naive to say the least.

Now to bring you up-to-date with my week, I will tell you about the wagon. I came home last night from the gym, and saw a suspicious Taurus Wagon parked across the street from my house. I could see about 4 younger guys chain smoking and staring at me simultaneously. I strategically pulled everything out of my car that held any sort of value so as to make my vehicle an undesirable target. I then proceeded to my humble abode. The people in the wagon continued to stare into my house. My family called the cops in suspicion that they might have been the people who broke into my father's truck. Of course, they ended up leaving before the sheriff came (big surprise!). My evening was then ruined by constant paranoia, resulting in a sleepless night. I thought about whether I should have confronted the vehicle or not. I really wish I would have gotten the license plate number. Here's a chance for someone to actually leave me a comment (my brother doesn't count). If you were in the same situation, what would you have done? Also, what is the most amusing part of Bush's budget proposal? Thank you.

Off!

Emergence from the Boo Box

2005-02-03T23:51:00.001-06:00

After much persecution from my brother, I have reluctantly decided to post some of the recent events in my saga.

The semester has been rather laid back so far, but will pick up very soon. Work has been rather hectic, so there has not bee any time to post on this lovely site for a while. Sorry non-existent fans! Anywho, I have been working diligently on a side project a work to automate many of the tests we do in my department. This afternoon was Judgement Day. My boss had scheduled a meeting with myself and the team lead of the effort (Note: There is only two of us working on this thing. Really friggin big team!) One 'o clock came and we sat in front of our boss with uneasiness. We had brought documentation for all of our work for the moment for him to look over. After approximately 30 minutes of scanning through our work, he stood up and applauded our good deeds. He even invited us to the ever so elite on site chess club at engine. I was deeply touched. Little did I think about how much I suck at chess compared to everyone else in my department. Since our last informal get-together, my boss was the reigning champion as well. I put off downloading the software for the online chess, and decided to work on my project instead. I can't put him off for long, though. He will start to suspect things.

I am excited about this weekend, because I don't have much homework to do. And no it doesn't involve writing a report on an article in World Weekly News. However, that would be amusing. In addition to the lack of homework, my brother and I will be getting our electric geeetarrss in the mail tomorrow. I'm friggin psyched. In fact I should be in bed right now, but I can't sleep. I picked a bad time to stop drinking drain. After viewing my brother's latest post, I don't think I can top a looping crotch zoom of death involving David Hasselhoff. Brother, my hat is off! What can I say...he has more time to dig up weird shit than I do. That's why I got him this.

And now for a wannabe Daily Show moment of Zen: CLICK!!!!

LAME!!!!

2005-02-03T23:51:00.000-06:00

Reeeowww! It's f***ing cold assholes!

2005-02-03T23:50:00.000-06:00

Pedo Bear after hibernating

2005-01-23T23:19:00.000-06:00

"Radda tat tat bitches. I'm the one wit da gat! Blau!"

2005-01-23T23:17:00.000-06:00

After the downward slope. I got some 'chucks

2005-01-23T23:15:00.000-06:00

Before the downward slope

2005-01-23T23:14:00.000-06:00

How feel you?.... ANGER!!!

Inauguration Hell

2005-01-20T09:06:00.000-06:00

Many things have happened in the past couple of weeks:

1. My sister's birthday bash
2. Work
3. My last weekend of freedom
4. School
5. A day of relaxation with brother

Brother already summed up the adventures at Flashbacks in his blog, so I won't talk about that too much. Older people really try hard to be young again, especially older women. I have one thing to say to them: you aren't young anymore! You have a husband and kids now. Grow up! Please don't hump your balding husband in front of all of the young ones to try to fit in. Also, don't lift your shirt in an attempt to expose your expensive implants that your husband paid for. 'Nuff said.

Work has been hectic, but I rather have it that way than sitting around and browsing what Bush calls, "the Internets". I was not aware that the plural form of Internet has an "S" on the end. Anywho, school started and should be pretty stressful. Hopefully, not as stressful as last semester, though. At least, I hope to be able to pry my ass out of my desk chair at home once in a while. I felt like I was in a cage or something. I think this semester will be an improvement, though.

Last night, I was supposed to celebrate my friend's b-day at Mort's, a martini and cigar bar, but he cancelled. However, I decided to go with brother instead. First, we went to a cool bar which makes its own beer. The beer as actually pretty good for Wichita standards. Immediately following that, we went to Mort's for some spicy popcorn and a Black and Tan. Oh sweet justice, I love that popcorn! I think we finished off four bowls of it in a single hour.

Now that brings me to today: Inauguration Day :( .How depressing this day is to see Bushy being strolled into office for a second term to relentlessly decimate our country even more in the next four years. As a result, his actions will affect us for 10+ years afterward. Security is at an all time high for the event, and all I can do is laugh. Isn't it pathetic that the events are on an invitational basis rather than the traditional open-to-the-public approach that has always been used. That's just because they are afraid that it will be worse than his first inauguration. They should be. He's surrounded by residents of D.C. that hate him! I hope that security doesn't stop the protestors. Be strong, even though there is little hope left. Here is a nice collage of the many expressions of old GW!

Sob again!

Everybody Work

2005-01-13T10:23:00.000-06:00

Work busy busy, work busy bussay!!! I must get to work now. So busy. Work make Adam hurt cry!

Sob!

The Truth About Six Sigma

2005-01-12T08:50:00.000-06:00

Last week, my company issued an employee "reduction". Coming from a four year background in retail (the Kroger owned "Dillons"), I have never worked at a place where this occurs. At Dillons, there was no need for lay offs. People that worked there were stupid enough to get fired on a daily basis. That is the life of retail, though. At my current job at Engenio, things are different. The morale in the building was very low at the time of the "reduction". I never knew how tough something like that could be in Corporate America. I now know.

A co-worker of mine and I had a discussion yesterday about this and what Six Sigma really does for a corporation. The only thing we could come up with was that it was an occult similar to that of Scientology. In fact, we found a parallel between the two. First, individuals must pay a rather large sum of money to join a congregation in Scientology. This is similar to that of Six Sigma. Corporations spend millions of dollars on Six Sigma, which promises a company that it will improve performance and efficiency. Both are lies.

Scientology resulted from a hack Sci-Fi author who had too much time on his hand and made a $100 bet with his friend that he could create his own religion. Now, look at the movement. Actors such as John Travolta and Kirstie Alley are leaders in the movement. That's just sad. Much is the same for Six Sigma. My co-worker and I believe that some a-hole professor made a bet that he could create a system in which corporations would pour tons of their equity into this.

What I see Six Sigma doing is trying to get rid of entire departments, lay off the employess in the department, and place the duties somewhere else, in which the will hire more individuals to handle. Six Sigma claims to be saving company money, but it isn't. That's what I think at least, I might be wrong.

A last thought.

Out!

Survival of the Strong

2005-01-10T13:21:00.000-06:00

The ice storm has passed. Life has begun once again. So has power to my house. All I have to say is....thank Noah I have light! The weekend was pretty amusing for the most part. I went to a nice restaurant with a friend I had not seen in quite some time on Friday. It was nice to settle down and chat about all of the people that I used to go to high school with screwing up their lives. I am amazed at how many have done so. After that I lounged with my girl and fell asleep watching a movie.

Saturday, I met some friends at Applebee's and went to see Ocean's Twelve. First of all, Applebee's beer selection really blows. Second, their beer is overpriced. Third, Ocean's Twelve is a hacked up piece of shit. I didn't expect to be very good anyways. I would have rather watched a twelve-hour track meet instead. That's okay, though. I had fun with my friends. Most of them have been sick for a week.

I just read brother's blog to find out he mentioned how much he hates "The O.C." I couldn't agree with him more. Sis and her boy were watching it the other day, and I saw that Modest Mouse was on that certain episode. I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw that. The show must stop exploiting these wonderful bands before I have nothing "original" to listen to anymore. I feel like this guy.

That's all for now. Here's a last thought.

Departed!

The Ice Storm

2005-01-05T09:18:00.000-06:00

Today and yesterday were probably the worst days I have had in many years. It started when I went to Hooters with some friends from work for lunch. All sounds well until we get a call from our boss saying that the power keeps going out in the lab, and we can go home. Most people would consider this to be a good thing. However, it was not for me. My city had the worst ice storm in decades over the course of yesterday afternoon and evening.

When I got home after Hooters, all was well. My house had power and I couldn't have asked for more. About 4:30pm, all that changed: the power went out. This continued throughout the evening, which left me the joy of bailing out our sub pump for the remainder of the evening so my basement did not flood. I had a fireplace, which I tried to sleep by for the evening, but only got about 2 hours of sleep. This leaves me where I am right now at work, where there is power instead of at home where I won't have power for 2 to 4 days (according to the electric company bastards!). That's all for now!

Fled!

A Must Read

2005-01-04T09:59:00.000-06:00

This article shows what we have to look forward to as a result of the Bush's new Social Security policy. Check it out!

Mission Accomplished

2005-01-04T08:19:00.000-06:00

It's official. The picture of me and Bushy has finally received approval from the conservative bloodsuckers at Hot or Not. Although I had to make a few alterations, the deed is done. You can rate me here. Please, be generous with your scores.

Last night, I went out for a cup of joe with the coolest and only Malaysian friend I have. It was nice to relax and hang out with someone from a different culture. Before that, I watched "Open Water" with my father. He refers to it as "Sharks", though. All I have to say about it is that I will still swim in the ocean. Only if you have an extreme fear of sharks, such as my mother, you will not be frightened. Who would possibly be afraid of something like this?

I am really proud of brother today for sticking it to the man (his ex-girlfriend). Check out his response to a rather hipocritical email from her in his recent blog. I'm so happy! On another not, I received a really funny text message from one of my friends last night. He informed me that his Hyundai Accent's engine blew last night. To this I say: It's about damn time!! The last time I saw/heard his car, it sounded like there was no oil in his engine, the gerbil got caught in the timing belt, some loose change was in the radiator, and pieces of glass were in his gas tank. This thing was louder than a lawn mower! Zach, may your Accent rest in peace. That's all for now!

Reflect on this!

Gone!

2005-01-04T00:03:00.000-06:00

Pirates of the Carribean meets World of Warcraft. Discuss.

2005-01-04T00:02:00.000-06:00

Neo-Natziism has changed over the years. I think for the worse. I wouldn't want a roundhouse from that guy when he is wearing those bad boys!

2005-01-04T00:00:00.000-06:00

McGruff has nothing on me bitches. I eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast...really!

The Aggravation Continues

2005-01-03T10:34:00.000-06:00

This weekend was an utter dissappointment as is customary. All of my New Year's plans were ruined, I barely got out of the house, and I'm catching a cold. My friends were supposed to come over my house to celebrate the new year, but not a single one came. Instead, it became a two-person party with my girlfriend. There is nothing wrong with that, but I haven't seen any of my friends in a while. I am worried that my time before the new semester starts is growing thin and I won't see all of them before I will have to lock myself in my room for another three to four months. I guess, whatever happens happens.

Apart from that depressing moment, I have still failed to post my picture on Hot or Not. I thought that maybe the idiots working for the website could not figure out which one I was, so I made it obvious. Still, they refused to p0st the hotness that overwhelmed my portrait. This is not the end! However, I am growing tired of this wicked game. I may have to take another photo of myself to submit. Maybe if I am holding an alcoholic beverage, I will be given the hotness.

Well....I am at work, so I better end it here. I hope to have more adventures soon!

Tschuss!

The Aftermath

2004-12-30T09:40:00.000-06:00

Last night I was up pretty late trying to post the nipple pinching bush picture of myself on hot or not. It seems as though those bastards will not let me post this eventful pic for evaluation. I got the following rejection:

The moderators have decided that your submission is inappropriate for HOT or NOT. Here are some of common reasons why profiles are not approved:

Group Photos. It is unclear which person is supposed to be you.

What kind of excuse is that! I think it is obvious which person is me. What I don't understand is that people like this are allowed to post their pictures, but I can't post mine. Don't worry I am going to try again to get this picture posted on their site. They WILL succumb to me! Maybe if I made a collage, they will love me! Maybe, something like this.

I took some Ny-quil replicant so that I could sleep last night, and I think it hasn't worn off yet. I'm a little delirious, but I will get by. A few cups of coffee at my job, or what my brother likes to refer to as sludge, will do the trick. If you choke it down fast and chase it with something like a pop, it isn't too bad.

I just made a major discovery involving prairie dogs. I will leave you with a few pictures from the site to meditate on: 1 2 3 4

Exit!!

A New Beginning

2004-12-30T01:30:00.000-06:00

It was tough to escape from the dreaded xanga, but a bad friend made it much easier for me. It will take me some time to learn how to utilize the wonderful gadgets found with this new blogger, but I will adjust. Tomorrow is my last day of work for the week. I'm am relieved, because I am tired of surfing the "intarenets" for eight hours everyday. I am planning to have a small bash in Kechi on Friday night to celebrate New Year's. I am planning to bring David, because he is such a kick ass Malaysian. I wonder if I can get him to karaoke? Anyways, here is something to ponder until my next post, which will probably be tomorrow when I am working.

Out!

2004-12-29T23:25:00.000-06:00